You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.

He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.

Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"



Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?

Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.



Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me



Now I am floating,

I feel released.

The moorings have been dropped,

The weights unleashed.

Everything is crystalline, simple and free.



The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns

You're not hurting anybody else's chances,

But you're disfiguring your own.



Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me, I NEVER

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup



You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before

Worst Joke Ever歌词

R.E.M.

简介： R.E.M.（Rapid Eye Movement）是一个精神病学和医学名词,意为 浅睡中的眼球跳动 ,是潜意识和梦境最为活跃的时间。成立于1980年，他们是在美国的Georgia州的Athens城组

You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.

He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.

Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"



Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?

Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.



Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me



Now I am floating,

I feel released.

The moorings have been dropped,

The weights unleashed.

Everything is crystalline, simple and free.



The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns

You're not hurting anybody else's chances,

But you're disfiguring your own.



Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me, I NEVER

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup



You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before