歌曲：收卖人命
歌手：黄子华

编辑：冇音乐冇快乐
你认住我！我叫黄子华
唉~！呀生...你边位呀？...唔识你喎！
你认住我！ 我叫做黄子华
喂~我识你呀！...你系坑渠个只老鼠嘛...
你认住我！我叫做黄~子~华
边边边位呀？ 冇冇冇听过
边边边位呀？ 冇冇听过
边边边位呀？ 冇冇听过
边边边位呀？ 冇冇听过
分期付款 一铺买断
心灵肉体 分开计算
青春八折 呼吸八折
今晚八折 人情还人情 数目要计清
How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住卖
How much is your life? 一生公开给你买
How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住买
How much is your life? ha ha...卖晒
分期付款 一铺买断
心灵肉体 分开计算
青春八折 呼吸八折
今晚八折 人情还人情 数目要计清
How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住卖
How much is your life? 一生公开给你买
How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住买
How much is your life?
MC: (逢星期一二三四五六日 快啲嚟买啦)
生意亨通 得意得戚 翻风记得come被
生意亨通 得意得戚 翻风记得come被
生意亨通 得意得戚 翻风记得come被
生意亨通 得意得戚 翻风记得come被
How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住卖
How much is your life? 一生公开给你买
How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住买
How much is your life?
(我读得书少唔好呃我 买晒) ha ha...卖晒
谢了
［完］

收卖人命歌词

黄子华

简介： 黄子华是香港 栋笃笑 的始祖，在演艺圈有着与众不同的地位，十几年来独创的单口相声 栋笃笑 在香港经久不衰。黄子华并非普通的演员，而是一个有点痞的 鬼才 ，一个创作型的艺术家。拥有哲学学士学位的他才华出

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[ar:黄子华]
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[00:12.33]编辑：冇音乐冇快乐
[00:18.26]
[00:21.23]你认住我！我叫黄子华
[00:23.87]唉~！呀生...你边位呀？...唔识你喎！
[00:27.89]你认住我！ 我叫做黄子华
[00:30.60]喂~我识你呀！...你系坑渠个只老鼠嘛...
[00:34.75]你认住我！我叫做黄~子~华
[00:49.26]
[01:01.74]边边边位呀？ 冇冇冇听过
[01:04.92]边边边位呀？ 冇冇听过
[01:08.42]边边边位呀？ 冇冇听过
[01:11.65]边边边位呀？ 冇冇听过
[01:15.25]分期付款 一铺买断
[01:18.59]心灵肉体 分开计算
[01:21.85]青春八折 呼吸八折
[01:25.29]今晚八折 人情还人情 数目要计清
[01:31.29]How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住卖
[01:38.02]How much is your life? 一生公开给你买
[01:44.71]How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住买
[01:51.39]How much is your life? ha ha...卖晒
[02:04.10]
[02:12.42]分期付款 一铺买断
[02:15.95]心灵肉体 分开计算
[02:19.31]青春八折 呼吸八折
[02:22.66]今晚八折 人情还人情 数目要计清
[02:28.66]How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住卖
[02:35.45]How much is your life? 一生公开给你买
[02:42.17]How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住买
[02:48.93]How much is your life?
[02:52.97]MC: (逢星期一二三四五六日 快啲嚟买啦)
[03:03.44]
[03:28.88]生意亨通 得意得戚 翻风记得come被
[03:31.98]生意亨通 得意得戚 翻风记得come被
[03:35.29]生意亨通 得意得戚 翻风记得come被
[03:38.89]生意亨通 得意得戚 翻风记得come被
[03:47.80]
[03:52.40]How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住卖
[03:58.95]How much is your life? 一生公开给你买
[04:05.97]How much is your life? 每秒每分笑住买
[04:12.30]How much is your life?
[04:16.45](我读得书少唔好呃我 买晒) ha ha...卖晒
[04:37.74]
[04:41.27]谢了
[04:45.40]［完］
[04:51.04]