歌曲：Big Weenie
歌手：Eminem
专辑：Encore

Eminem - Big Weenie
I don't understand
Why are you being so mean?
You're mean mean man
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Is it just because
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up ain't it?
But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You're droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on chew syrum
Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
It's my own insecurity!
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy
and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
I know you'd much rather see me
lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
END

Big Weenie歌词

Eminem

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[00:00.00]Eminem - Big Weenie
[00:02.34]I don't understand
[00:04.60]Why are you being so mean?
[00:07.55]You're mean mean man
[00:11.17]
[00:11.50]You are just jealous of me
[00:12.68]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
[00:14.39]So instead of just admitting it
[00:16.02]You walk around and say
[00:17.10]All kinds of really mean things
[00:18.70]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
[00:21.70]But it's only cuz you're
[00:22.77]Just really jealous of me
[00:24.11]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[00:25.48]So you just look like an idiot
[00:27.08]When you say these mean things
[00:28.36]Cuz it's too easy to see
[00:29.65]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[00:32.56]
[00:33.24]Alright listen, I need you to focus
[00:35.76]I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
[00:38.78]We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
[00:41.27]I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
[00:44.27]Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
[00:47.12]You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:49.87]For the next four and a half minutes
[00:51.66]We are going to explore into your mind
[00:53.26]To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
[00:55.37]Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
[00:56.86]Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
[00:58.16]Psych, I'm kidding
[00:58.96]I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
[01:00.87]Ok, now I need your undivided attention
[01:03.61]Sir I have a question
[01:05.04]Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
[01:07.84]From the moment that I enter into the room
[01:10.20]It gets all quiet and whispers
[01:11.92]Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
[01:14.77]I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
[01:17.00]Is it just because
[01:17.73]You are just jealous of me
[01:19.19]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
[01:20.78]So instead of just admitting it
[01:22.47]You walk around and say
[01:23.59]All kinds of really mean things
[01:25.07]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
[01:28.17]But it's only cuz you're
[01:29.12]Just really jealous of me
[01:30.65]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[01:31.93]So you just look like an idiot
[01:33.41]When you say these mean things
[01:34.86]Cuz it's too easy to see
[01:36.16]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[01:39.78]Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
[01:42.28]I was going to say something extremely important
[01:44.67]But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
[01:48.00]Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
[01:50.49]That's just what you wanted to hear from me
[01:52.08]Is that I fucked up ain't it?
[01:53.55]But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
[01:56.34]It doesn't take a bunch of takes
[01:57.66]Or me to stand here in this booth all day
[01:59.35]For me to say the truth, ok?
[02:00.76]You're droolin, you have tooth decay
[02:02.20]Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
[02:03.66]What the fuck you eat for lunch
[02:04.92]A bunch of sweets or something, what?
[02:06.28]You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
[02:07.74]Your tooth is rotten to the gum
[02:08.97]Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
[02:10.58]Yes I do sir, what am I on?
[02:11.85]You sir are on chew syrum
[02:13.23]Marshall I'm so jealous of you
[02:14.70]Please say you won't tell nobody
[02:16.09]I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
[02:18.74]That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
[02:20.50]All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
[02:22.91]It's my own insecurity!
[02:24.31]You are just jealous of me
[02:25.40]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
[02:27.24]So instead of just admitting it
[02:28.87]You walk around and say
[02:30.01]All kinds of really mean things
[02:31.44]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
[02:34.64]But it's only cuz you're
[02:35.62]Just really jealous of me
[02:37.03]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[02:38.40]So you just look like an idiot
[02:39.94]When you say these mean things
[02:41.20]Cuz it's too easy to see
[02:42.59]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[02:46.14]Alright now we, we're going to conduct
[02:48.73]That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:51.46]Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
[02:54.82]Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
[02:57.67]Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
[02:59.95]Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
[03:01.56]Now look in this mirror, how about now?
[03:03.79]What do you have in common?
[03:05.28]You're both green with envy
[03:06.57]and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
[03:08.71]You look like I sound like singing about weenies
[03:11.41]Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[03:13.23]This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
[03:16.30]I know you'd much rather see me
[03:17.73]lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
[03:20.56]Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
[03:23.26]There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[03:26.79]Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
[03:29.59]Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
[03:32.38]Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
[03:35.59]My point is this
[03:36.85]That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
[03:39.60]Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
[03:42.12]You are just jealous of me
[03:43.11]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
[03:44.87]So instead of just admitting it
[03:46.49]You walk around and say
[03:47.64]All kinds of really mean things
[03:49.07]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
[03:52.21]But it's only cuz you're
[03:53.21]Just really jealous of me
[03:54.59]Cuz I'm what you want to be
[03:56.01]So you just look like an idiot
[03:57.53]When you say these mean things
[03:58.80]Cuz it's too easy to see
[04:00.17]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie
[04:22.55]END